It's a Boat Daddy

• The following conversation occurred between my 4 year old son and I after I saw a small paper sack (part of it anyway) folded like a bowl and full of multi-colored yarn.
• Me (looking puzzled): G, what is this thing full of yarn?
• G: It's a boat daddy.
• Me: A boat? Why does it have all this yarn in it?
• G (as if I should know): Because it's a boat full of yarn.
• My wife tells me later it was supposed to be a nest. But G insisted it was a boat. He apparently had another kid saying it was a boat too.

Do you know where you picnic hitch is? Me either.

Awesome speech-to-text translations by Google Voice.